Oppo question: If your critter were a car....

"Dogsatemypants" (kb113400) 07/22/2018 at 21:08 • Filed to: None

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What make and/or engine would your critter be? Sophie could be a scoobaru with a flat four. She is low to the ground, makes growly noises when having fun, farty smells when her fuel is low,

and occasionally leaks on the pad. Bonus points for cute pics and because reasons.

E90M3 > Dogsatemypants 07/22/2018 at 21:21

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Lucy would be a Range Rover because she’s really needy/prissy .

Dogsatemypants > E90M3 07/22/2018 at 21:23

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I bet a wash wax and detail costs a pretty penny... 100 points!

E90M3 > Dogsatemypants 07/22/2018 at 21:26

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Grooming isn’t cheap. Here’s her in the M3: 

AestheticsInMotion > Dogsatemypants 07/22/2018 at 21:28

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I stole this cat from my neighbors 6 years ago after I saw the owner kick him. Brought him to my Grandma’s where he’s lived happily ever after.

Insanely friendly, will rub up against anyone and follow them like a dog. Ignores rules to the extreme, my grandma has long since given up on trying to keep him off of the kitchen counter, dining room table, etc. Adventurous, will climb anything indoors or out, and has been seen hanging out with mice, raccoons and dogs.

Very dependable, doesn’t ask for much, brings joy to anyone around him, impeccable balance. Technically no longer young... But still very youthful. S 2000.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Dogsatemypants 07/22/2018 at 21:31

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Scout would not be a Scout, because she isn’t very big, and she is quick. Scout would probably be something like a Camaro SS, not super light, but tons of brute force.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Dogsatemypants 07/22/2018 at 21:49

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Coal would be a Challenger. Big, fast, and DNA that comes from the US, Canada, and overseas.

Dogsatemypants > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/22/2018 at 21:54

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100 points! Good momma doggo.

Dogsatemypants > AestheticsInMotion 07/22/2018 at 21:54

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Looks like theres a fresh coat of tire dressing too. 100 points.

Dogsatemypants > interstate366, now In The Industry 07/22/2018 at 21:55

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Boop! 200 points!

fhrblig > Dogsatemypants 07/22/2018 at 22:23

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My Sophie would be a Challenger, because she’s powerful, she’s RWD and her back end tends to break loose when she tries to corner, and she doesn’t necessarily look fat but she weighs more than you think is possible.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Dogsatemypants 07/22/2018 at 22:26

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Hes a big boy, unconventional, but quick 

smobgirl > Dogsatemypants 07/22/2018 at 22:49

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Piggy would be an overloaded, underpowered tractor trailer. The one just  trying to make it over the mountain pass at 15mph (but really, she’d rather be parked at the scenic overlook). 

Forrest > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 07/23/2018 at 00:08

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I just googled it, and an International Scout and a new Camaro SS both reportedly weigh 3600lbs.

Dogsatemypants > fhrblig 07/23/2018 at 01:11

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Pointy ears gets 100 points

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Forrest 07/23/2018 at 09:54

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Huh. 

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > Dogsatemypants 07/23/2018 at 11:09

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Bonnie the Great Dane is a Jeep Grand Cherokee Trackhawk. Sexy, high center of gravity, the deepest dinasaur growl and stupid quick.

Clyde the Corgi/Pitbull is a Smart Roadster with mismatched rims on the back. He’s low to the ground, short and has a bum rear leg but it doesn’t slow him down at all. He’s quick and fiesty.

Bobb arino the cat is a Ford Mustang. Can be found lounging about a lot trying to look pretty but has  killed and will kill again if provoked.